Two reasons I don’t eat at Applebee’s.
a. They have strange cardboard cut-outs of men pointing at you standing at the hostess booth.
II. The manager comes up to your table to ask if everything’s okay, and your fellow Young Life leaders ask if he’s single, followed by informing him that I just happen to be single. Thank you guys. But I’m really not interested in dating the Applebee’s manager. Especially one who proceeds to explain to you that he is currently going through a divorce, and goes into great detail about how crazy that woman is… Quite the catch. Thank you wanna-be matchmakers. Thank you.
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