10.6.09

I Just Look Better With A Little Color.

15.04.09 - Wednesday

Today, I walked away from the dermatologist missing some skin & gaining some peace of mind. As I entered the patient room, I was greeted by this wonderful picture.

Oh. My. Goodness.

(My favorite part is the kid’s expression.)

This, my dear friends, is why I lather myself in gooey sunscreen. Even though I help pay for my dermatologist’s Jaguar car payments & cruises to Monaco every time I visit, I leave knowing I will never look like this lady. When I get old, you will never feel an incessant need to rub me down with saddle oil.

1 comment:

... said...

hilarious.